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Illegal Indians

The story that has gripped the nation, the blasts which have been given less importance then the IPL matches. We, at The Drunk Santa, cover it exclusively. Out tag being “If it becomes news, it’ll be on The Drunk Santa.” Yeah news can be more difficult to read and ‘create’ then Mughal-e-Azam’s dialogues. One has to be dramatic and look serious even when you’re laughing like shit inside.

So let’s get to the jaw-gripping story, 5 people from Bangladesh have been arrested, as they are the suspects of the more then a week old bomb blasts in Jaipur, Rajasthan.

Those 5 Bangladeshis have all government papers, which prove that they are Indian (According to NDTV.) So, they are basically illegal Indians if I am not wrong.

Now see, we follow in the footsteps of our favorite developed nation also known on TDS as ‘big brother’, like them we arrest people on the basis of their community, if a bunch of people from Bangladesh were connected to the blast that doesn’t mean every Bangladeshi is a terrorist.

I am not saying that they are not in anyway related to the blasts, maybe they are, but arresting them on the fact they are Bangladeshis ‘ain’t kool dawg’. Either they are Indians or they are illegal migrants from Bangladesh who just by the by happen to have all documents which can prove that they are Indians.

Sure we can blame our highly corrupted officers but we can and will blame the Bangladeshi government, as they cannot take care of their own people, and I speak here on behalf of all Youngistaanies in Hindustan XD. And then their people come here and do ‘things’ by ‘things’ I mean stuff like the ‘OMG-like-very-scary’ bomb blasts and prostitution, yes well according to another NDTV report most of the prostitutes in India are from Bangladesh.

Of course you can find illegal migrants in every country, even an undeveloped country. But it really does matter how the government take on this problem, our government decided to follow Bush-ism and I guess we are not far from the day we are at war with a small country XD. This time I don’t have any pointers for them, not because I can think of any, but because the government is doing oh-so-darn’-well.

Some political party in 2007 had written a letter about the growing problem of illegal migrants in Jaipur, the center replied with a letter saying that they be put in camps and later on we can deal with them, and you just have to say ‘What the F?’ here. (Yes, Wassup Youngistaan on MTV is like OMG-better-then-Roadies)

Anyhoo, I’ll wrap it up here, this news report was sponsored by Tata Sky -isko laga dala toh life jing-alalala.

Posted by Jayesh Bhagchandani.

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