Apple Event: The aftermath
After a long night [day for Americans] we are obviously disappointed with the new iPod lineup and the way Apple is being changed. The below coversation happened between 10:29 PM - 11:35 PM (IST)
Jayesh: Apple = next Microchut :)
Sumit: Lol. iTunes 8 == mahasuckage [Mass sucker of memory(?)]
Jayesh: Not really. It sucks on Windows, yes but Mac one is really good. The memory hog is very less compared to iTunes 7.0.6 on mac + I like grid view :)
Sumit: 2 new features != new version. What is the genius shit anyway?
Jayesh: genius = you click one song and it makes a playlist of say 25 songs which is similar to that song you have selected based on other user libraries. Need to have an iTunes account for it
Sumit: Doesn’t work in proxy :S
Jayesh: Abe iTunes account hain? :S
Sumit: Yes, made at home. Lodatunes never works with proxy :@ [Loda :P]
Jayesh: Lodatunes \m/ http://dl-client.getdropbox.com/u/86292/z.JPG < Check how genius worked.
Sumit: (Y)
Sumit: Bc acclerometurr on ipeed nanu [Bc = Bhenchod, ipeed nanu = iPod Nano and accelerometurr = accelerometer]
Jayesh: iPod nano is a sucker :|
Jayesh: I already used 4G aaj :| It doesn’t feel good like 1G iPod used to… Curved screen causes glare on screen. Lulz!
Sumit: accleroometurr \m/
Jayesh: Yes but with clickwheel you forget what to do :S
Jayesh: You think menu button on clickwheel will turn into play/pause
Sumit: lol
Jayesh: But it doesn’t apparently.
Sumit: haha
Jayesh: Morphing clickwheel hona mangta tha [There should have been morphing clickwheel]
Sumit: Neeche chota sa likha aana chahiye “kata chutiya” [Translation not available]
Sumit: ab click wheel use kar [Translation not available]
Jayesh: Lol.
Jayesh: Only old Touch/iPhone getting genius old 6G/Nano iPod walle not getting genius
Jayesh: Nano also has shake-shuffle :P
Sumit: Shake hard it’ll start shuffling?
Jayesh: Yes :S
Sumit: Shake hard and white things come out xD
Jayesh: I kept shaking it just rebooted. :S
Sumit: Lol
Jayesh: If only @white things though.
Sumit: ipron nan0
Sumit: Different versions for men and women.
Me: iPod orgasm-ed :D
Sumit: Lol
Jayesh: Dude oTouch! short for orgasm touch :P
Sumit: Touch at right places and it moans and orgasms?
Jayesh: Pwned :P
Sumit: New iPeed Touch in India?
Jayesh: Not yet. Wait for like 24377238237 years.
Sumit: lol I have to get it from United shitates States.
Note: I know this post was about the Apple Event but you can’t really blame us for not talking about all those fancy new iPod’s which were out, like a new Touch which is similar to the iPhone and the Nano 4G which looks like the 2G iPod :S
P.S - Microsoft has not given us a Zune to speak against Apple. In fact they have given us a copy of Vista ultimate. Yeah well they thought that shit could help :S
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P.S - Microsoft has not given us a Zune to speak against Apple. In fact they have given us a copy of Vista ultimate. Yeah well they thought that shit could help :S
Hahahahahhaa! XD
Great conversations you gr333ks have :P Loved the creative oPod though :P
By Steve on Sep 12, 2008
[i]On Apple TV
Jayesh: Jobs “Apple TV didn’t sell as we had planned” what was the plan? sell 2000000 Apple TV’s? a thing which just streams from another thing?
evilution1: lol
On Tata (Which has nothing to do with Apple)
Jayesh: What? Tata can make laptop in 1k :|
evilution1: ahhaha
evilution1: Tata is the new Apple
On the SDK
Jayesh: In other news Jobs still hasn’t launched the SDK for iPhone/iPod Touch, he says pay 20$ for applications which should have been on iPod touch anyway! This is outrageous!
evilution1: as always,and he thanks you for the vote of confidence xD
Jayesh: Bah.
On Macbook Air
evilution1: Macbook Air like those Apple products that were great but never sold,no reason for anyone to but 1800 $ lappy.
Jayesh: Like Macintosh :P
evilution1: Yes.
Jayesh: Macbook Air is like an anorexic person
evilution1: Bwhaha!
On the iPhone
Jayesh: I can buy a phone with a camera which can’t record videos for 500$ WTF? :|
evilution1: LMAO! Point, but touchy touchy!
Jayesh: haha xD
On Steve Jobs
Jayesh: Jobs is going down
evilution1: He should be the person selling the products and not the CEO
Jayesh: You mean the Spokesperson. He is good at convincing people that shit products like the Apple TV can change the way you live your life, so yeah, I agree. But then people like us can think :P, He should get Ballmer to be the CEO XD
evilution1: ahaha BALLMER xD[/i]
I thought people should know Applefanboy here loves to talk about Apple events. Oh and this is from your Blogspot blog. The Post-Macworld Discussions XDD
By Steve on Sep 12, 2008
Damn’ I forget WP isn’t like Orkut ^
P.S - Link to your old post [Fuck I am doing all the dirty work today XD]
http://thedrunksanta.blogspot......sions.html
By Steve on Sep 12, 2008
Did Apple read this?? U guys deserve all the Apple E-waste shoved up ur royal asses just for CRITICIZING such a revolutionary company about whom I give no fook!! :P
Great “WASTE OF TIME” Fun!! :P Jayesh is still the blowJOBS guy!
By Sanjit Nair on Sep 13, 2008
@Steve: Thanks dude :P
@Steve: Bah.
@Steve: Yes you are :S
@Sanjasset: I thought we’ll win an Apple e-award [and some 36" iMac's] It WAS a revoluitnary company, past tense :P
Ghanta blowJobs :!@
By Jayesh on Sep 14, 2008
My macbook proo :(
By Steve on Sep 16, 2008
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By Joellen Price on Nov 13, 2008