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- September 17, 2008

Hello Drunken Bastards! [Er, yeah I thought Hello World! would be too Cliché]

So most of the people on the blog/reading the blog don’t know me, and trust me I am in no mood to give a good full on introduction, I find introductions boring and pointless but as Jayesh [I swear if you put 'my boss' here, I'll kill you] pointed out that people should know a bit about me, so I decided to create a point by point summary on things which have made an impact on my life.

I’m 24 and I work for Nokia in Asia Pacific I am not married and seriously I don’t think a girl is dumb enough to spend the rest of her life with a nice guy like me. I have a dog his name is Jayesh

  • Apple II

  • Cigarettes, weed, acid, LSD

  • Scotch

  • MIT

  • Ericsson GH387 [My first mobile phone]

  • iTunes 6.0

  • Broadband

  • GPS

  • Torrents

  • Ubuntu

  • Indian people

  • iPhone

  • Windows 95′

  • DVD’s

  • My job?

  • Veronica ;)

  • Google

  • Facebook

  • Bright Eyes

  • Pirates of Silicon Valley

  • Rock On!

  • 9/11

  • 7/11

  • 26/7

  • Steve Ballmer

  • Southpark

  • iPod

  • Bandra

  • The Drunk Santa Blog =___=

  • C|NET

  • Podcasts

  • Evernote

  • Dropbox

  • Netscape

  • 6600. The Nokia phone

  • Windows XP

  • Mac OS X 10

  • EDGE

  • Apple TV

  • The Google Story

  • The mouse

  • Macintosh

  • Iron Maiden

  • Scrubs

  • Scanners

  • Indian food

  • Software

  • SDK’s

I guess that’s about it, my next post hopefully will be about something which I don’t know about yet.

P.S- I like comments.

- Steve

[Edited, revised and made fit for user consumption: Jayesh]


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  1. 15 Responses to “Hello Drunken Bastards! [Er, yeah I thought Hello World! would be too Cliché]”

  2. GH388 PWNED GH387

    And I don’t really disagree with you on anything else :P

    By The Drunk Santa on Sep 17, 2008

  3. z0mg! Steve Jobs on TDS?! :O

    Sir, can I please get my Zune signed by you? :)

    By Crimson King on Sep 17, 2008

  4. Where’s the IPhone SDK,Monsieur? :P

    By Sanjit Nair on Sep 17, 2008

  5. 1. I am not Steve Jobs. Why the fuck would these guys think I’m Steve Jobs? :|

    2. GH388 was 60k in Indian Rupees =/

    3. King. Sure wth can I get my boxers signed by you?

    4. Er yeah it’s out :|

    By Steve on Sep 17, 2008

  6. @Steve (not)Jobs: Well, with the recent emergence of the real Jobs on our Orkut circle, I assumed Jobs came to write for this shoddy blog. But, I guess I was mistaken.

    Why the fuck would you buy a phone which is 60k? Dyude, you retarded? Buy a 1k 1100. :P

    Boxers? Yeah, you sign my Zune, and I’ll sign your boxers.

    By Crimson King on Sep 17, 2008

  7. @Crimson King: Shoddy blog? You’re just sad because you aren’t a member of the authors time like me, Bill Gates, Steve Belmont and Cherie among many others.

    And dude the iPhone costs less then 9k in the American market. And as he said he works for Apple so er he can pretty much get any phone.

    I have Apple logo boxers \m/

    By Steve Jobs on Sep 18, 2008

  8. Hey Jobs. wazzup in da crib, homeboi?

    Dude, you know Cherie? Shit, then you must have a sad life like the rest of us who know her.

    Where are my black iSlipper I placed an order for? :@

    By Crimson King on Sep 18, 2008

  9. Welcome aboard. Great to see someone who joins in and actually writes ^^

    By Sumit on Sep 18, 2008

  10. @Crimson King: Please don’t talk like I’m your friend. I hardly know you. I know her, she knows me. We’re a big happy family ;)

    No well I am joking but if you do look in her Orkut scrapbook you will see we had a heavy discussion where she kept using words like ‘Fuck, pwn and Jayesh’

    You will get them as soon as we fix the bug issue which causes the Blue Screen of Death on Windows XP/Vista. If you happen to be a Mac user we can ship them to you by today itself. If you’re on Linux well we never really liked any Linux distro so you need to switch to another OS.

    By Steve Jobs on Sep 18, 2008

  11. @Steve [not Jobs] : Probably because of that ^

    And yeah I had a GH388 as a matter of fact all of my cousins did too.

    @Noobhavna: Madar this is not a shoddy blog :@

    By The Drunk Santa on Sep 18, 2008

  12. @Sumit: Thanks, it’s an honor =D

    @Steve Jobs: WTF :|

    @Crimson King: I got the iPhone for 12k [16GB] jailbroke it and unlocked it myself. I do work for Nokia in the creative department so I get to use a Nokia phone before you get to see it :/

    The Zune sucks I would rather get a Sandisk Sansa.

    @Jayesh: WTF is Steve Jobs now?
    GH388 was the sex at that time, I think it had SMS’s and call divert and shit like that back in the day.

    By Steve on Sep 18, 2008

  13. @Steve Bellymonster: Yes it did \m/

    Also a 9 contact phonebook and a calculator XD

    By The Drunk Santa on Sep 18, 2008

  14. Lol, yeah. I remember that :)

    By Steve Belmont on Sep 19, 2008

  15. Zune sucks? Fuck you madarfuckers. Zune is the best thing man or nature has ever produced. Microsoft owns (Yeah, owns matlab woh tumhe own karte hai wala owns, not pwns) you and every little hair on your pubis also. Bill Gates is the Jesus in hiding. Worship him, get a Zune if you are worthy, and gloat at the n00bs who have the i(sanitary)Pad.

    @Mc Jay_B : Fuck you. Every blog I don’t write for is a shoddy blog. Samjha?

    @Jobs da mayn : Maybe she’s in love with you and wants to suck your dick. Maybe she’s in love with Jayesh and wants to suck his dick. Either way, you are unlucky, boss.

    By Crimson King on Sep 19, 2008

  16. WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE TO FUCKING TALK ABOUT ME EVERYWHERE?! LEAVE ME ALONE! <_<
    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
    Stalkerazzi.

    By Cherie on Oct 17, 2008

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