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The Nuke Deal (or No Deal)?

In my last post I talked about the trust vote. In this post however, I try to focus on why is there a deal being done. Remember I do not represent any party and the views in the post are completely mine.

Now, The Nuke Deal, 123 agreement has had it’s share of criticism, people are asking questions if it means power or something else?

The question people are really asking are :-

1. Does India really have a shortage of the Nuclear Fuel, Uranium?

Answer : That’s actually wrongly put, Uranium is not the only nuclear fuel used in nuclear reactors. Other stuff like Thorium are also used. India has however been designing fast reactors based on thorium as fuel requiring very less uranium as the start up fuel. India has 0.8% of world uranium reserves that’s around 78,000 tones of that metal. Isn’t that enough? Yes it kinda is to generate electricity for India needs. India has also been able to built the FTBR (Fast Thorium Breeder Reactor) which can work wonders. Although this technology is still not implemented, people are quite sure that this process will work. This reactor basically breeds Uranium and Plutonium. Thus, we can double our capacity every 15-20 years, theoretically.

2. Does India have shortage of nuclear fuel [Uranium] and its technology to reprocess?

Answer : The development of FTBR, which not only breeds plutonium [Which can be used as input] but also breeds uranium. It is also called twin core reactor for its unique design. These all inputs prove that indeed we do have the technology to process and re-process nuclear fuels.

3. Is re-processing so important that without it we can’t prosper?

Answer : Hell to the yes, we need reprocessing of fuel to breed it and enhance our overall potential to generate power or electricity, whatever we use it for. This was in fact India’s three step program to achieve independency in nuclear power

4. Now the big(gest) question : What’s the purpose of this Indo-US deal then?

Answer : Today the world is not the correct representation of its constituents. The NPT (Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty) and CTBT (Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty) do not treat responsible countries with a different attitude rather it favors only specific countries. No country can undo the process of the NPT or  the CTBT. So basically to gain backdoor entry into nuclear club, this nuke deal is being done.

Being said that, I would further say this is not the only reason. In case of India, it gives it an opportunity to legitimize the nuclear weaponisation of the country. It also provides an opportunity to override the international rules for non-nuclear country as per the NPT. India has its own nuclear weapons programme. I earlier did say that our Uranium reserves are enough for power generation, but these very same reserves are also needed for the weapons programme. If they are used for weapons, we will not be able to re-process them. If this deal goes through, we can use the indigenous nuclear fuel for our weapons programme and use imported fuel for our power generation.

My reaction is quite obvious I guess, I kinda do support the Nuke Deal and I do expect the educated people to understand why. Heck, we can’t have a person who can’t even talk in English be the Prime Minister of our country nor can we have a extreme Hindu man becoming our PM, he’ll fuck the minorities up. The Muslims were rumored to be against the N-deal [WTF?] Omar Abdullah actually cleared that up in his speech on the day of the trust vote, it happens to be  one of the best speeches made that day. Anyway this deal might be good for country and it might be bad, whatever it is, it’s gonna go through. So why don’t we just hope that it’s something good and that finally the government has started thinking about the common man? Even though that’s quite unlikely. I also don’t think that the government should hide the text of the N-deal. One of the people I discuss politics with actually went ahead and said there should have a public voting on this issue. I guess if they did have a public voting it would have wasted time that this government and the Bush administration didn’t have. Anyway now we’ll see some reforms which the Left didn’t approve of being made, so I guess that’s a good thing.

The Nuke Deal: Why was there a Trust Vote?

It’s been a long time since I posted something on politics and seriously it was mainly because nothing was really happening in the world of politics, until the UPA won the trust vote in parliament. Now most of you already know a lot about how the UPA won the trust vote and why was there a trust vote in the first place. I am gonna focus on the latter in this post, I’ll try >.<

A trust vote was held in the Lok Sabha, the Indian Parliament of the people because the Left had withdrawn support when the UPA decided to go to ahead with the Nuclear deal between America and India. The Left said that they ‘know’ that the Indo-US Nuke Deal is bad for the country and it will mean that India will be ‘under’ the US. Other opposition parties like the BJP, BSP and other small parties decided to join in with the Left to bring down the government. Comments like ‘This government is in the I.C.U, will it survive?’ were thrown around by opposition leaders during the Parliament sessions held a day before the trust vote. While the Left and their alliance thought they were gonna bring down the Manmohan Singh lead government.

The UPA decided to get SP to back them up for their deal. Now all that is good politics but everyone kinda forgot why was there so much politics being played. Answer : The fucking Indian-American Nuke deal! Now, the UPA says that the deal is good for the country of India and it’s citizens and if this deal goes through [which it will, now] India will be regarded as a nuclear state. The Left however, even after loosing the trust vote decided to stick with their new motto which is ‘The UPA and the deal are both bad for this country.’ Supporting them the BJP was not really interested in the deal, they just wanted power so they joined the Left for wrong reasons. There were rumors going around that even the BJP came into power the deal would go through, BJP quite obviously called all these rumors bullcrap and blamed Amar Singh [President or something of the SP/Amithabh Bachan's 'brother'] for spreading these rumors.

Now, the N-deal basically from what I now will give India nuclear energy. All good? Not exactly, there have been some criticism over some of the text in the deal about the America not letting India producing nuclear arms, now I don’t know how much of this is smoking mirrors but I know that America won’t sign a deal wherein they don’t get anything, no country will actually. The text of the deal hasn’t been made public yet and it’s doubted that it ever will.

This deal has been going around since a long time and now finally it’ll go through. Maybe it’ll all be for the good of the people or maybe we’ll end up like Iran [you know, fucked up.]

I was actually supporting the UPA on this and I saw the whole Parliament session on the day of the trust vote, nearly. And I was convinced that they would win when our Prime Minister went ahead and showed his ‘Victory’ gesture to the media. Though many people think that India is gonna be in a sad state after the N-deal, I actually doubt it. Heck, everyone knows that I love this government [You know the same government which has bought VAT taxes, inflation rise, fuel price hikes among various other things to this country.] <3 So yeah, I support the N-deal!

There now can I have my 30 crores? :/


Note :Next post will cover how the UPA won the Trust Vote.

The Amarnath Land-Row: Explained

On July 6th, about 50 Kashmiri Pandits, protesting the revocation of the land allotment to the Amarnath shrine board, were detained on Sunday after they barged into Water Resources Minister Saifuddin Soz’s home in New Delhi. Kashmiri Pandits gathered at Jantar Mantar to voice their anger against the Jammu and Kashmir government’s decision to revoke the land transfer order.

Now what the problem seems to be is that the Central government had allotted a certain amount of land for the ‘yatris’ of Amarnath, a holy place for Hindu’s. However the state government revoked the land transfer order. The Congress spokesperson said that they had temporarily allotted land and not ‘transferred’ it.

Anyway, there was a bandh held by the B.J.P [Bhartiye Janta Party] in all the states of India. The Bandh even affected the capital and the financial capital of the country. One person was also killed during violent protests in Indore on the day of the ‘India bandh’

This soon became a matter of religion and more than 60 people have died so far. The Governor of J&K [Azad] resigned soon after that because he ‘couldn’t handle the situation’ Making the already weakened government to be sad about something else too.

Even though the yatris and the government of J&K said that the ‘yatra’ was going on ’smoothly’ the ‘Hindu’ parties refused to believe it and went on with a bandh. Which caused, the life in Jammu and Kashmir came to a standstill for quite a while.

Now the questions most of the people ask are why was the land ‘taken back’ from the yatris? Now I can’t answer that nor can Google [atm]

The Amarnath yatra is taken by thousands of yatris every year and there have been no/poor facilities for them since the start. So why the sudden need for facilities? Okay, fine lame question, but the yatri has been going on since a long time and the Kashmiri Muslims have always supported the yatra. Now why this? The Kashmiri Muslims, on their blog make it a point to focus on the fact that they think the land should be given to the Shrine board, hell every educated Muslim is probably thinking the same thing now. And I agree with them but sadly the people don’t run the government even in a democracy.

The yatra has now, however been resumed and as India limps back once again from communal violence, we at The Drunk Santa, feel the need to tell you that riots and violence and politics won’t solve anything in our country.

A extremist Hindu wants to murder every Muslim man out there -An extremist Muslim wants to do something similar. We’re not America nor are we the United Kingdom, we are the worlds largest democracy in the world, and it’s time for us to grow up, we are however also quite famous for communal politics. And no, we are not telling you to be Gandhi. We are trying to tell you that if this keeps happening, it’s not gonna just affect the Indian political party leaders or the family of the people who die on the streets, but it’ll affect us all, it’ll affect our society.

So what do we do? We blog about it and write it in our diary, hoping that the government would listen to the people for once. While the government focuses more on how-they-will-survive-the-nuclear test, we the people suffer and witness bad communal politics.

The UPA gets hit ‘Left’, Right and Centre.

So, as all of you know/should know - the prices of fuel have gone up. Petrol prices by five rupees and diesel prices by three rupees per litre. Our now-very-famous UPA government doesn’t stop here, LPG prices have gone up by fifty bucks a cylinder. The Left called the UPA a not very directional government, and other ‘names’ after the price hike. However, the puppet who happens to be our Prime Minister, defended the fuel price hike and said that the hike is due to the soaring rate of food and crude oil. He also told the people that the Government is bearing 90% of the loss, and only 10% of it is being born by the people. And then the people truly supported his decision and said there should be a more price hike in the fuel, yeah right. -_-

What the puppet doesn’t get is, is that the government happens to be a huge body with lots of money with it. And also, that with this, the transportation cost will increase, with that, the basic needs of a person like the “roti” will also increase (For the Youngistaanies : ice-cream prices will go up again!) He probably gets that, he is supposedly qualified.

Also the inflation will reach around 9.5-10% for the next few weeks, which means, more price increase in everything, mostly and probably a huge jump in edible items.

The price of petrol was gonna be hiked by sixteen rupees earlier, but then they decided against it, because they care for the common man so much. The customs on crude oil have been cut quite drastically to make the hike as small as possible, says the Government.

This time, I blame the U.S.A., because they use too much of fuel and hence we have to pay more for it! How unfair is that, and no, I am not the next George Bush of India.

I guess the people who are getting married now ask for lifetime supply of petrol instead of a car as dowry. Because you can get a car for one hundred thousand rupees. But petrol is like “OMG-expensive.”

So what will the common man do, now? He’ll probably get a CNG kit installed in his car, as CNG is quite cheap - like 21 bucks a kilo. Plus I guess, CNG is a cleaner fuel than petrol. Most of the new Maruti cars already come with CNG pre-installed in them. Obviously no “rich” person will buy a Maruti, and no BMW owner is gonna get CNG installed in their car. But they are not the common man, they are the elite group of people.

So go ahead and install those CNG kits in your car! And make this world a cleaner place to live in!

The Poopcast

The first beta version of The Drunk Santa Poopcast is up on archive.org/ourmedia

It’s just a small brief introduction of the podcast and what we are gonna talk about on it.

Stream the 128Kbps MP3 format here

Or you can go ahead and choose the format you want to stream in:

http://www.archive.org/details/JayeshBhagchandaniTheDrunkSantaPoopcast_0.001/

We haven’t made it available for download yet, but if you do have extensions like Download Helper, you’ll be able to save the file, it’s my job to warn you that, it would be illegal to do so.

Illegal Indians

The story that has gripped the nation, the blasts which have been given less importance then the IPL matches. We, at The Drunk Santa, cover it exclusively. Out tag being “If it becomes news, it’ll be on The Drunk Santa.” Yeah news can be more difficult to read and ‘create’ then Mughal-e-Azam’s dialogues. One has to be dramatic and look serious even when you’re laughing like shit inside.

So let’s get to the jaw-gripping story, 5 people from Bangladesh have been arrested, as they are the suspects of the more then a week old bomb blasts in Jaipur, Rajasthan.

Those 5 Bangladeshis have all government papers, which prove that they are Indian (According to NDTV.) So, they are basically illegal Indians if I am not wrong.

Now see, we follow in the footsteps of our favorite developed nation also known on TDS as ‘big brother’, like them we arrest people on the basis of their community, if a bunch of people from Bangladesh were connected to the blast that doesn’t mean every Bangladeshi is a terrorist.

I am not saying that they are not in anyway related to the blasts, maybe they are, but arresting them on the fact they are Bangladeshis ‘ain’t kool dawg’. Either they are Indians or they are illegal migrants from Bangladesh who just by the by happen to have all documents which can prove that they are Indians.

Sure we can blame our highly corrupted officers but we can and will blame the Bangladeshi government, as they cannot take care of their own people, and I speak here on behalf of all Youngistaanies in Hindustan XD. And then their people come here and do ‘things’ by ‘things’ I mean stuff like the ‘OMG-like-very-scary’ bomb blasts and prostitution, yes well according to another NDTV report most of the prostitutes in India are from Bangladesh.

Of course you can find illegal migrants in every country, even an undeveloped country. But it really does matter how the government take on this problem, our government decided to follow Bush-ism and I guess we are not far from the day we are at war with a small country XD. This time I don’t have any pointers for them, not because I can think of any, but because the government is doing oh-so-darn’-well.

Some political party in 2007 had written a letter about the growing problem of illegal migrants in Jaipur, the center replied with a letter saying that they be put in camps and later on we can deal with them, and you just have to say ‘What the F?’ here. (Yes, Wassup Youngistaan on MTV is like OMG-better-then-Roadies)

Anyhoo, I’ll wrap it up here, this news report was sponsored by Tata Sky -isko laga dala toh life jing-alalala.

Posted by Jayesh Bhagchandani.

Big Religion

Statutory Warning:

This post may contain a lot of religiously offensive material. Well, if you think about it, not really, but there’ll always be the boneheaded. And since we love our audience so much..

Okay, so I went to see Akshardham (Delhi) today. For those of you who don’t know what that is:

“BAPS Swaminarayan Akshardham in New Delhi, India, is the world’s largest comprehensive Hindu temple. It measures 356 ft. long, 316 ft. wide and 141 ft. high, covering an area of 86,342 sq. ft. The grand, ancient-style, ornately hand-carved stone temple has been built without structural steel within five years by 11,000 artisans and volunteers. His Holiness Pramukh Swami Maharaj, revered spiritual leader of BAPS, consecrated the temple on 6 November 2005.”

It has its name now in the Guinness Book of World Records too.

Yay for us?

On a personal level, I felt more disturbed than awed by the sight. See what bothers me here is, this is vaguely reminiscent of the times when all progress was chucked out the window and buildings, magnificent ones, were built left right and center. This was the time when dear old Mughal and co. were in the driving seat. The rich were filthy rich and the poor were dying. Enter the British.

When the poor were dying and illiteracy was rampant, when there are regions in this country where art forms along with artisans are dying, when children young and old are sold off and ruthlessly disabled to be used as beggars, when we won’t talk about sex in our houses while we have a huge and an un-talked problem of forced incest and when issues like child education, child labor and diseases like AIDS are mostly ignored; what we need is a huge mandir. Sure. We already went ahead and demolished the Babri Masjid, killing off countless people in the process. Lets have another huge mandir, the Raam Janambhoomi mandir. That’ll help India shine. Oh and while we’re at it lets throw in a few Peace memorials and random parks (which serve no real purpose since they are no where near residential areas) for fun. Yes, what we need is more pointless structures, more money and time being wasted behind parliamentary discussions on “Is the name Bombay Scottish ruining our culture”, more commonwealth “villages” that’ll show how super fu**ing advanced India is and some more random boneheads, who just can’t comprehend what “cosmopolitan” means breaking things and making good people lose money.

Anyway, the coolest part of Akshardham is, its a temple, sure, but its also a mall and an amusement park at the same time; an amusement temple if you will. An IMAX, boat rides, light and sound and an air conditioned food court. It is amazing how God has so subtly been converted into a business plan.

Oh did I hear someone say “Teach children values and culture?” and “If thats what holds their interest why not?”. Why don’t we just package candy with a picture of God on top and a “did you know” underneath? That’d do the job pretty too. And we’ll make a killing on profits too. But no, that is where we cross the line. We can murder in the name of God, we can occupy any land we want (which might belong to some good man who has invested his life’s savings in it) and keep a few random stones and call it a temple, we can damage public property, we can dupe foreigners hell we can purchase some kid, teach him some random “shlokas” and put the bugger on the job. But candy wrappers? Really? Is Santa drunk today?

Moral of the story, culture and the heritage comes first. We are a nation of a billion (minus some) blind people who just refuse to see the past screaming “I’m friggin history, don’t repeat me!”.

And we’re a big country, the homeless will find some railway track to live beside anyway.

Amchi Bombay!

A very famous political party who changed the name of the beautiful city called Bombay to Mumbai which now happens to be a not-so-beautiful city, wants everything in Mumbai to be Mumbai. I will not by any chance name the political party because I am scared of the Shiv ki Sena, like they want me to be.

Anyway, continuing with the report, the leader of the political party wants that all institutions in the city with ‘Bombay’ as a prefix to be changed to Mumbai, or else they will do something ‘horrible’. Oh yeah, that’s news. Shiv ki Sena doing something horrible. Their political party workers later targeted a famous school, the Bombay Stock Exchange, a textile showroom and a newspaper house.

So wait a minute, a person can’t use a proper noun in his/her company? Because last time I checked Bombay was a proper noun, and it isn’t even a slang. It was a name of a city before The Sena came and changed it and made it Mumbai.

The speech and the destruction has brough the party to the limelight again, the media hyping it, the youth getting all charged up. Example : “what is this nonsense what sena want to do. think man u r going to give a base which will be divide our country now u r dividing Mumbai after some time south Indian will demand to make separate country for us plz there is so much with mumbai person plz solve those instead of this nonsense”

Sure, you have demoracy and the freedom and the rights to do stuff, but there is an old quote, “Your freedom ends where my nose begins.” So, if they destroy property, then they are actually digging somebody else’s nose :P

The people also want the political party leader to be arrested so that he can get a bail within a day, I don’t get it, democracy is being used in India in a very wrong way, and as I had said earlier we should try becoming a communist country.

And trust me, next thing you know he wants to change history textbooks, stating the reason that Bombay is no more called Bombay, it’s called Mumbai.

Why do all this when you know your party is gonna lose the election, I wonder.

Don’t smoke…STRIP!

The Indian film industry has been targeted again, by the now-uber-so-famous Anbumani Ramadoss who happens to be a cabinet minister in The Ministry of Health and Family Welfare. According to the minister there should be no smoking and drinking scenes in a movie. In response to that, the creative people say that this means there will be no creativity freedom, I say, there is no kind of freedom left anyway.

Ramadoss thinks, that he’ll be protecting the ‘Youngistaanies’ of this country and no on-screen smoking/drinking will not make them wanna smoke/drink. Er, Mr.Ramadoss, I won’t tear my shirt on the road if SRK does, so why would I smoke if he does? So you saw Mr.Khan smoke in a cricket match, it’s his cigarette man. As far as I remember, cigarettes are legal to buy and to smoke if one is above 18, and there is no sign on cricket stadiums saying ‘No Smoking’ It’s a public place, he can smoke wherever the hell he wants too, as long as there is sign telling him not too.

Oh and Ramadoss doesn’t stop here, he says ‘role-models’ shouldn’t be endorsing junk food, like fastfood chains and chip brands. Okay, wait, so why don’t we ban the ‘role-models’ to stop endorsing mobile phone’s too? Because if somebody sees them talking on the cell-phone, they will want to, too and then they might get cancer :)

Ramadoss then says that he wants to ‘protect’ both the urban and the rural people by banning on screen drinking/smoking and fast-food endorsing, because the people don’t know whats right or wrong, and they get swayed easily, right? I don’t really remember seeing Shah Rukh Khan, burn himself with his dead husband, but thats still happening right?

So according to him, the government doesn’t want people to be drunk? Then why the hell are there more taxes on light-alcohol like beer super high? I mean that doesn’t even make sense does it? It’s as ridiculous as President Bush’s comment, you know, the oil-prices-are-rising-due-to-India-and-China. We don’t even have oil, dude, we import are oil! WTF?!

You know it seems so weird, after shining so much, we as a country are moving into this safe-shell, we don’t want to be exposed to true things, we don’t want to be seen, we just want to move back to our ‘roots’, you know where the sati and the dowry prevailed. The ‘Indian culture’ comes in between of every step we take, to move ahead, instead of evolving, I guess we are de-evolving. For example the IPL’s cheerleaders controversy, we can’t see some white people shake their booties and show off their body? Can the ministers be that jealous because they are fat and still have man-boobies? Or are they jealous because they can’t sleep with them and they have to go home and sleep with their wives? Or, and this is just a guess – We can’t stand anything which is not Indian. If Ms.Sawant was stripping in front of everyone, the ministers would drool over their LCD’s. From being un-developed we are becoming developed, in opposite world <_<

So smoking is bad for health and so is eating junk-food, but if you think it’s so bad, ban them, and don’t make the ‘we’ are a democratic country argument, because it isn’t gonna work. Like China, banned half of the Internet you can ban smoking. But you won’t, because you generate a lot of revenue from it, and seriously nobody would cut a goose which gives a golden egg, right? (You here = the government)

PS - The picture was drawn by me XD

The ‘Sex-y’ Education

The government decided that the students of high school and junior colleges should be given some information on sex and make ‘Sex education’ a subject and a part of their syllabus, personally I think it’s a good thing, as long as I don’t have to remember and then vomit it on an exam paper, because high schoolers are quite horny, and making them understand about things they already know, is well, just perfect and very government-ish.

However, some people, as always disagree with the government (Some people = people from opposition, you know the people who lost to this government during elections and now want to fuck them up XD XD)

What is the need for us to appoint sex gurus? Europe needs sex education because of its declining population rates “ Nawab Malik, NCP MLA from Nehru Nagar

I can’t help but ‘ROFLMAOing’ when I read this guy’s response, as far as I remember sex education doesn’t teach one the positions? I guess, he is just confusing Kamasutra for sex education XD

Sex education is against Indian culture. It will affect the character of students and will lead to more crime against women” – Bashir Patel, NCP MLA

What culture is he talking about again? The culture where the woman used to be burnt alive when her husband died? Where there are women being molested every second? Where sex workers are as popular and easily available as a mobile phone? Wherein the Kamaustra was written? Where the kings married around a billion women? Where the girl’s family has to give money to get her married? Where the woman can’t even cross the street without men eying her? Seriously, we love woman so much here in India, that we can do everyone of them >.<

So, the subject of the introduction of sex education is put on hold, and will be discussed and most probably get dropped, because we Indians, don’t want filth in the heads of the kids, we don’t want to let the ‘children studying in the 12th grade’ know what a penis is, and if he has one or not, actually I shouldn’t be blaming the Indians this time, but old habits die hard, and plus if this government had not been the ruling party, they would have raised the same point, the same invalid/lame point.

Indians, one second they want to be developed, next second they want to be backward. Maybe we could make an advertisement and state points like ‘No sex education here’ or ‘We love money not the common man’ or ‘We want votes, cum and get high with us’ and then say, Truly India…Shining India :)

Jai Hindh, Jai Politics!

PS - The quotes of the ‘great’ politicians were taken from Mumbai Mirror’s article.

The Woman who is ‘Hated’

The new lady on the block, Mrs.Pratibha Patel, who happens to be ‘our’ president, just spent over two crores (the government figure) on a trip to, err, well Latin America, quite an ‘exotic’ place to visit, I say.

The lady, who also happens to previously be the Governor of Rajasthan, is hated, not because she is a woman, but because she isn’t capable enough, though people have commented on her being a woman as the main reason why she is always in a controversy all the time, which is obviously hyped by the TV-watcher friendly media. I was Googling her, and found this, its a err, a funny and an insulting take on her stupidity, and it made me wonder why the government hasn’t taken down that site yet and/or burnt some Cyber cafe computers.

Anyway, so I decided to check out the fact that why people hated her, expect for the fact that she went to Brazil and spent over 2 crores to address only 15 people, and didn’t even bow down before our great ‘tri-coloured’ flag. (See now, the blindfolded patriotic people will hate her too.) And to my surprise I found this on Wikipedia ‘ “Dadiji ke shareer mein Baba aye … Maine unse baat ki (Baba entered Devi’s body and he communicated to me through her),” she said on TV camera.’ WHAT? She expects us to believe a dead man came into a lady’s body and then spoke to her/ the president of India? Aren’t these guys supposed to make the people not believe in such shit?

Me and my dad were actually watching TV, NDTV 24 X 7 yesterday at around 2 a.m, and their poll of the day was something like ‘Are ceremonial visits abroad of a president ,a waste of tax payers money?’ My dad kinda got angry and yelled at the TV screen, “No, but sending her to a visit abroad is definitely a waste of money! WHY DID THEY BRING THIS IDIOTIC WOMAN IN POWER?!” And it all came down to the same ‘how-people-are-hungry-for-votes’ and by bringing a woman in power, (the first woman president of India! Which is quite a lot of power) India thinks they are defiantly sending a message to the developed nations telling them “Ha! We did it, Suck on that-nuclear-powered bitch!” in other words, trying to prove that India is developed, too. But the reality is, as always, not that. They want your votes and they want it as bad as a guy wants sex. >.<

Something tells me Congress might not win the next election, even though they’ll make the ‘common man’ and the ‘poor farmers who happen to be not so poor’ and even the ‘woman who think of them as the greater race’ vote for them.Obviously now, if some Congress supporter reads this, he is gonna say ‘This is just a ‘website’ which is managed by the opposition! But here’s the inside scoop, I don’t support anybody, and no, not even Mayawati. I am voicing my own opinion, because I love this country and also because I can’t vote. Psst, Party-people get me a voter’s license and I will vote for you! :D Email me: youareanidiot@gmail.com

Jai Hindh! :D

PS - Firefox underlines ‘Pratibha’ and gives me a suggestion to change the spelling to ‘Liberation’ or ‘Vibration’ XD XD